He also says he could turn off Logan's self-healing factor, which has made him seemingly immortal and unageing. But no sooner is he able to consider the offer than the old man expires, leaving Logan to protect the tycoon's heir, his beautiful but brave granddaughter Mariko (Tao Okamoto) from multiple threats.
That's just the start of Wolverine's Japanese adventures, which are influenced by both the comic book character's official origin story and an 80s comic book series that drew upon the character's samurai-like tendencies. The movie does too.
But while keeping the story within Japan is a refreshing setting for a superhero movie, it also feels like it's working its way through a crash course of Nippon culture. Kendo, yakuza, love hotels, and onsen are quickly ticked off. So are bullet trains, with the movie's terrific centrepiece action sequence taking place on top of one, the only scene to really benefit from post-production 3D. And, of course, Wolverine's lone wolf gets called a "ronin" - a samurai with no master - as he plays bodyguard to Mariko.
But while The Wolverine's first half shows plenty of promise, the story seems to trade samurai sharpness for sumo sag along the way. Largely setting Logan in a world of ordinary people rather than another mutant reunion gives this a point of difference.
But it's the unreal people who become hindrances. Slain girlfriend Jean Grey (Famke Janssen), appears in repeated dream sequences that resemble ads for expensive nightwear. Villain mutant Viper (Svetlana Khodchenkova) is suitably reptilian but she owes way too much to Batman baddie Poison Ivy.
The story reverts to formula on the way to a showdown that is surprisingly dull for the amount of blades involved.
That said, The Wolverine almost gets there. It has good humour in all of his mutton-chopped frowning, even if the best joke is stolen from a Bond movie.
But despite the title, it's still not the definitive movie the much-loved character deserves.
Stars: 3/5
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima
Director: James Mangold
Rating: M (violence and offensive language)
Running time: 126 mins
Verdict: Sharp start, dull finish
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- TimeOut