And at each level, it seems to reference everything from Harry Potter to Star Wars and even Baywatch, at which point the already insane soundtrack suddenly features Pitbull and a cover of Toto's Africa.
That's after all the 80s synth pop, rock, and more than a few madly melodramatic "dun dun dunnnn"s when a bad guy says something ridiculously ominous - in this case: "I am the Ocean Master!"
It's also fairly tone deaf. The only two women with actual parts were both cast out of Atlantis for stepping out of line in the patriarchy; Aquaman, who was born to a brown father and white mother is constantly referred to as a "mongrel" and "half-breed"; and the funniest joke in the film is a reference to Temuera Morrison's film about domestic violence.
Some have enjoyed the fun audacity of this film and it certainly has its moments, but there's no denying it simply misses the mark.
Cast: Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Nicole Kidman, Temuera Morrison, Willem Dafoe
Director: James Wan
Running time: 143 mins
Rating: M
Verdict: An over-the-top CGI romp without the heart or humour to balance it.