Not content with her current brood, Madge, 51, is believed to have already consulted doctors about the possibility of having a child with model Luz, her
man of nearly two years.
Madge, who
split with ex Guy Ritchie
in 2008, already has a daughter,
Lourdes
, 14 and son,
Rocco
, nine. She is also the adoptive parent of Malawian tots
David
and
Mercy
, who are both four.
Luz, 22 - who is less than half Madge's age - is apparently ecstatic at the idea of fathering the Material Girl's child.
Greatest achievement
A 'friend' *cough*, who refers to the singer by her nickname
Em
(yep, obviously a truth-telling super snitch who gives this fable a distinct air of authenticity), blabbed to British tabloid
The Sun
.
"Em says motherhood is her greatest achievement and the most fulfilling thing in her life."
But Madge is aware that conceiving in her fifties might pose a challenge.
"She knows that, at 51, it's going to be harder to conceive naturally. But she is Olympic-athlete fit and is ready for the challenge."
Father figure
Luz, who first clapped eyes on the cougar during a
W magazine photo-shoot
in Brazil, has said becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".
"Jesus is very religious and deeply in love with her," the pal said.
"He adores her kids but has always wanted a child of his own.
"He told Em fatherhood would be his greatest adventure, and that he wanted to go on this journey with her."
Madge agrees. She told her pal Luz would make a "fantastic dad" and said: "I have endless love in my heart for another child."
Oh the irony. *Insert obvious gag* Isn't she already practically dating one?
Good luck to 'em.
Luz, you'll make a great live-in nanny. But we wouldn't get too comfy with the whole full-time daddy thing. Case in point:
Carlos Leon
- Madge's former fling and father to daughter Lourdes.
Legend has it her Madgesty selected Leon out of a shortlist - among which was basketball player
Dennis Rodman
- of suitable studs who could sire her first born. Rodman was apparently her first choice, but that plan was scuppered when she fell pregnant with Leon's child.
Years later her estranged brother
Christopher
revealed how she was initially not sure Leon fulfilled the "intelligence requirement" to father her child. Charming.
Don't say we didn't warn you, Luz...
No ring on it
Mel Gibson
says he has no plans to marry Russian girlfriend
Oksana Grigorieva
. Yet.
The
Lethal Weapon
star, currently bartering a juicy divorce settlement with ex-wife
Robyn
, is as happy as a kitten on catnip with his new relationship though.
The problem is the Russian singer's just too busy to skip down the aisle, because she's got her hands full with their baby daughter,
Lucia
, who was born in October.
Gibson told
Access Hollywood
, "(Lucia's) beautiful, like an angel. She luckily looks more like her mother than me and is an angel and the mother; turns out she's a wonderful mother."
He adds that she's focusing on motherhood, rather than blissful matrimony, for the time being.
"She'd make anyone a wonderful wife, but for the moment, she's a mother."
Sneak peek
Here's the shiny video for
Timbaland
's new song
If We Ever Meet Again
, featuring the lovely
Katy Perry
.
Blogger's briefs
* Sienna Miller
steps up to the kitty saucer and flags herself as a
Catwoman wannabe
* Susan Sarandon
caught in legal wrangle involving her rumoured new cub,
Jonathan Bricklin
. Details
here
*
Does the whole of Britian have the hates for
Bono
? Apparently so, says producer
Brian Eno
* Gerard Butler
and
Jennifer Aniston
whisper sweet nothings
into each other's lugholes at the Globes. Wow. We're trance-typing with excitement.
* George Clooney
is a smitten tomcat, tells pals he's found 'The One' in his lady
Elisabetta Canalis
. Tweeting birds and rainbows
here
* Heidi Montag
debuts her new visage
post ten plastic surgeries. Says she wants H-sized breasts. Oh love, put the scalpel down. Plastic, not so fantastic
here
*
Fellow Welshie
Catherine Zeta-Jones
sports some
seriously-spindly pins
during an appearance on
Letterman
. Chuck her a burger.
* Beyonce
says she wants kids, but not yet. Me time first. Chook clucking
here
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