The Channel Nine newsreader managed to skip a mention in Dave Hughes' harsh opening monologue and no doubt began to relax. Then Helliar strutted onto the stage in a fuchsia suit. The eye-popping ensemble matched the frock of his fellow presenter, Stewart, who entered from the opposite side of the stage.
Immediately, everyone knew where this bit was going. We knew. The A-list crowd knew. And Amber knew.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you need to change, can we get wardrobe, can we get wardrobe, I asked you two hours ago, I asked you specifically ..." Helliar said, interrupting Stewart. "You need to put a jacket on."
Stewart's response was familiar: "I've been flat out, I haven't had time," she said, trying to calm her colleague.
Sound familiar?Photo / Channel 9
The bit then descended into a word-for-word parody of the leaked moment between Sherlock and reporter Julie Snook.