"Due to the transactions earlier this week I have some very grim news. I've been called a lot of names, mostly the 'Louis Vuitton Don', and due to what has happened so severely, when the red shoes hit the runway, I was forced to change my name to '
, he added: "And until then I will be in the building, swagger on a hundred-thousand trillion."
We tell you, this man's a comedy genius. His deadpan take on humour is to blog for. He's obviously extracting the urine. We think. You never can tell with Westie.