On Rotten Tomatoes, the film currently has a score of just 7% - one of the lowest on the entire website and easily making it the worst film of 2015.
Industry bible Variety describes the film as "obstinately unfunny", with critic Guy Lodge writing: "There's a fatal shortage of zingers to supplement its exhausting zaniness. Only particularly dedicated devotees of Johnny Depp's latter-day strain of mugging - here channeling Austin Powers by way of P.G. Wodehouse - will delight in this expensive-looking oddity."
Gwyneth Paltrow and Johnny Depp star in Mortdecai
While Kyle Smith of the New York Post writes: "Mortdecai is mortdifying, a mortdal sin of a movie that's headed for the cinematic mortduary."
Before ending with: "Mortdecai typifies playful English wit in much the same way as Wimbledon is known for its monster truck rallies.
It's bad news for the actor, who has suffered a string of box office flops recently, including The Lone Ranger and Dark Shadows.
Last year, Depp came second in Forbes magazine's list of Hollywood's most overpaid actors, behind Adam Sandler.
Mortdecai opens in New Zealand next Thursday.
- nzherald.co.nz