Sure, her drawer is inside an enormous walk-in wardrobe bigger than my house … but still, STARS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE US.
"Marie Kondo — I'm all about it," Garner captioned the video, which shows her sorting through the miscellaneous items in her "junk drawer" as she ponders why she owns them.
"Is this a rain bonnet? Legit, is it?" she asks, trying on a Crucible-esque hood.
"Silken Mist. Why? Why do I have it? I don't know," she sighs, holding a pair of pantyhose aloft.
On and on it goes: Invisalign. A highlighter. Doubloons (?!? This must be a rich celebrity thing; priceless gold doubloons just thoughtlessly stashed in junk drawers).
In the end, the doubloons stayed: #doubloonssparkjoy, Garner said.
And now, just because we haven't watched it in a while, let's revisit the time in 2017 when Garner shared footage of herself still high after a trip to the dentist, weeping with joy at the beauty of the Hamilton soundtrack:
In case you haven't realised it already: Jennifer Garner's Instagram account most definitely sparks joy.