"This ring that I'm wearing is not an engagement ring," she added. "I've been married once and I don't know if I'll get married again, but I can tell you that as of this very moment, as of today, I have no plan to get married. Got that?"
Loud and clear.
As for the bambino speculation ...
Aniston continued, "And rumour Number two: No, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I've gained a couple of pounds.
"So, not pregnant and not getting married any time in the near future that I'm aware of. You see? All it takes to get the truth is to ask me!"
Like it's that easy.
It's a good job Aniston's giving another stab at vow-swapping a wide berth. Tabloid rumour be true, her new man has no intention of getting hitched.
"Justin will never marry her," a source recently told In Touch magazine.
"He's not the marrying type; as you can see from the 14-year relationship he was in that didn't end in marriage."
And no Aniston post is complete without an obligatory mention of her former hubby, Brad Pitt.
The former spouses have been voted as 'Most Fit Over 40' stars in a survey conducted by FITNESS magazine and Yahoo OMG!
Aniston also bagged the award for 'Most Wanted Celebrity Body' and 'Most Wanted Celeb Body Part'. Noticeably absent from the roll call? Pitt's partner Angelina Jolie.
Cop an eyeful of the full results here.
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