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They're trained to pout, pose and be the ultimate definition of immortal cool, but even high fashion models stuff it up sometimes.
Take this clothes horse, for example. There she was ready to strut her stuff at this year's L.A. Fashion Week, when she went down - and straight
through - the catwalk.
Despite trying to look as nonchalant as possible, the model proceeded to flash her panties at the crowd before scuttling off in shame. Watch the video here
Thankfully, she escaped uninjured. Which makes it ok to laugh, I guess. Or maybe not.
Talking of immortals...
Nu-Jazz singer Amy Winehouse has been through the mill of late. Allegations of domestic abuse, drug binging and general debauchery have all contributed to a very public and messy downfall.
Well, surprise surprise, Winehouse has had a brush with the law this week.
Winehouse, 24, was arrested and held overnight in Norway for possession of a small quantity of marijuana, according to police.
Winehouse's husband Blake Fielder-Civil, and a third person were also arrested.
Not a good look
When it comes to plastic surgery gone badly, there really is no more famous posterfreak than Jocelyn Wildenstine.
This broad has spent upwards of $2 million cosmetically enhancing various bits of her body - mainly her face - to make her look like, well, some kind of hideous aberration that you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
Dubbed by the press as the "Bride of Wildenstine", she's a work of art. Check out her before and after photographs here on a new website devoted to showcasing the most horrific plastic surgery.
No nuptials for Lohan
Despite Ok! magazine reporting that
Lindsay Lohan is engaged to her new man, Ryan Giles, her reps say it's all lies.
Lohan and the bad boy allegedly got it on while in rehab, and OK! magazine claimed that Giles proposed to Lindsay a week after they both checked out.
Lies, all lies.
Buck up your ideas, Ok!
No regrets
Sex and The City vixen Kim Cattrall says she's glad she refused a role in hit TV series Ugly Betty.
Kim says: ""I turned down Ugly Betty. It's a fun show but I don't regret it. I didn't really think it was me."
I agree. There's only one role you were born to play, and that's Samantha in SATC.
Talking of which, here's Cattrall looking fabulous on the set of the SATC movie in New York this week.
Looking hot, lady.
Quote of the day:
"I still think photographers should be lashed out at. They should be put in a cage where you can poke them with a stick for a quarter. But not in a hostile way, just for giggles. They really are on the attack against mankind; it's a disease. They should be helped somewhere. But I'd still like to poke them with a stick." - Sean Penn
Do you think Penn's comments about the paparazzi are fair?
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