"Oh, New Zealand. That's what counts as illicit for you? In America, we've got meth-heads getting busted for cooking Viagra bath salts [which would give a user] the most terrifying boner you'll never escape."
He also took exception to the fact that the "Kentucky Fried Bandits" attempted to smuggle ten tubs of coleslaw into the locked down city.
"Apparently, these Kentucky Fried Bandits were attempting to smuggle in three buckets of chicken, a big stash of fries and 10 tubs of coleslaw. Ten tubs of coleslaw? Arrest them for that! Who looks at mac & cheese and mashed potatoes and says 'You know what I could go for? Wet cabbage'," he said.
News of the KFC smugglers made headlines all over the world, with many global news outlets using the photo released by NZ Police, showing the KFC bags and drink cups on top of the hood of a police car.
It's not even the first time this month that Colbert mentions New Zealand in his talk show.
Earlier this month, the talk show host poked fun at the Auckland Hospital patient sex incident, which Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern was asked about during a Covid presser.