What does your mum think of what you do?
I'm too ashamed to tell my mother I work in comedy, so I just say I'm in the "entertainment industry". She's been trying to stop me working as a prostitute, but you know she's proud.
Eight minutes into your show, all going well, what should be happening?
That's when I end the interpretive dance routine and I should be mid-air coming down into the full splits from a double somersault.
Where are you usually when ideas or jokes come to you?
Shower or somewhere similar where I don't have a pen.
What's more important to have as a comedian, youth or wisdom? Discuss.
Wisdom! Because you can't have both and plus the one is gone forever now so I can't crap on about it. I like getting older, not everyone gets to do it, only the lucky ones.
Who's your comedy hero, and why?
My partner, she is a widow to this job but she takes it and never complains.
Where and when: Appearing at tonight's Comedy Gala, The Civic with a solo season at the Loft at Q Theatre, from May 7-11.