In London, at the office of Apple Corps, a little man sits at his desk day and night, working out yet more ways to fleece money out of a totally suspecting but totally addicted group of sad, ageing people. These people have spent thousands of dollars (or pounds or euros
Chris Brady: Beatles re-releases - I just can't help myself
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The Beatles' February 1964 appearances on The Ed Sullivan Show started their "conquest" of the United States. Photo / AP
But why? What is it about the Beatles that seems to keep us desperate for more? And it's not just us old, grey-bearded, still long-haired (but balding in the middle) oldies, it's a fair number of young kids too. You just have to go to the Abbey Rd crossing in London and see that the pilgrimage is made by people of all ages and nationalities (I know - I've been there several times to worship). I guess it's that the music sounds as wonderful as ever, and modern techniques make it sound even better.
But it's also something else. It's about a time they call the Sixties which, despite the terrible stories of race riots, wars in Biafra and Vietnam and assassinations that rocked the world, also had the wonderful, new liberating music, the colourful clothes, the new-found freedoms for young people, and which, with the passing of time, seems more exciting now than maybe it really was.
And that's what the little man in London understands only too well. He knows some of us are quite happy to live in the past. He probably knows my name and thinks "right, what's the next rehashing of Beatles stuff we can foist on Mr Brady?", knowing I'll buy it. Never mind, many years from now, when I'm in my rocking chair, at least I'll be surrounded with the sounds that made me happy for so many years, even if I do have multiple copies of all the songs.
(A final word: There were six Beatles - John, Paul, George, Ringo, Stu Sutcliffe and Pete Best. Some people have claimed to be the "fifth Beatle" but I don't think so.)
Chris Brady is an "ageing history teacher at Taumarunui High School and Beatles freak forever".