And now for something completely different...
Coughing fit
Whether she likes it or not,
Dirrty
singer
Christina Aguilera
has a reputation for being a bit of a biatch. And this gem of a video does little to redeem her.
Aguilera's currently pounding the promotional treadmill, pimping her new album
Bionic
.
Here she be, sat on her throne, pontificating about the brilliance of her latest musical output when... she's rudely interrupted by... a cough! We know! How very dare someone rudely interrupt her interview with a repulsive reflex.
"Ugh. Coughing, during my interview, really?" she snipped.
"Shoot him!"
Major bitch-tude or just joking? We can't decide. She's no
Naomi Campbell
though. She has much to learn.
And here's another gem from the video vault.
Plastic Princess
Heidi Montag
paid a hefty price for her recent plastic surgery marathon. It didn't just dent her posh purse; it also affected her ability to chew.
Clap your eyes on this promo for the new series of
The Hills
where Montag and her clan hook up for a spot of lunch and a pep talk.
It's no secret that her daughter's body butchering horrified Montag's mother, and she doesn't pull any punches here.
"How's that burger?" the reality TV star's sister
Holly
asks.
"I can't really chew it," replies Montag.
To which her darling mother strikes back with a catty comeback:
"Do you want me to put it in a blender for you?"
Ouch!
Plastic surgery rocks! Not.
No bambino
You can put those Pumpkin Patch gift vouchers down. You won't need them.
Mariah Carey
is NOT pregnant, according to her rep.
Yep, despite numerous tabloid reports that have repeatedly tried to impregnate the singer, there isn't a mini Mi-Mi in the making.
Her rep tells
Us Weekly
her client is definitely "not pregnant".
But that doesn't mean Mi-Mi has ruled out breeding in the future.
She told
Larry King
back in November: "I cannot do the having-a-child thing halfway," she said.
"I wouldn't be just like, 'Oh, I'm having a child, Yay! Let me get a nanny so I can give her the baby. Take the kid.' That doesn't work for me. I don't believe in that."
Marvellous.
Ooh, and how's about this for gossip. Her indoors and her backstage diva demands appear to have calmed down a tad (sort of).
Gone are the must-have bottles of Cristal champagne with "bendy straws" and tea made with a specific brand of mineral water.
Cop an eyeful of Carey's new rider
here
, courtesy of thesmokinggun.com.
Two vases of white roses, Jo Malone candles, furniture in plain colours and a room at 75 degrees? Yup, still a diva.
Blogger's Briefs
This lot just in...
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Is
Simon Cowell
getting cold feet? One of his mates has blabbed to Britain's
News of the World
and said Mr Cynical
won't be getting hitched this year
. You mean you didn't know,
Mezhgan Hussainy
? Oops.
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Oh, the beast!
Michael Douglas
reveals cougars
seduced him at the age of 16
. They were both his mother's friends. Saucy minxes.
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Renegades
Randy
and
Evi Quaid
sent to the slammer
. And so the drama continues. Quite the soap opera these two.
*
Sandra Bullock
's naughty husband
Jesse James
leaves his sins, and his wedding ring, in rehab.
The 'vanilla gorilla' is out
. He's single and ready to mingle. Any takers? Anyone?
*
Jade Goody
's widower found
not guilty of rape
. What a sorry mess.
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Roll up, roll up! The
Lindsay Lohan
circus is
about to begin
. Talk of restraining orders, interventions and model parenting. Tsk!
*
Fancy a bit of Becks?
Here you go
. Watch as the ladies on
The View
drool over Goldenballs. And no, Posh isn't preggers.
See you later in the week, darlings.
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