The latest offering from the inimitable Coen brothers is Hail, Caesar!, a goofy love letter to the golden age of Hollywood. Set in the 1950s, the story follows Capitol Studios "fixer" Eddie Mannix as he wrangles some of the biggest stars of the silver screen. The collective tongue is
Alex Casey: Hail, Caesar!

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George Clooney portrays Baird Whitlock in "Hail, Caesar!.".

Be warned: Hail, Caesar! slips between poking gentle fun at old Hollywood, and knee-sliding joyfully into full, slick musical numbers that prance for what feels like nine solid minutes. Channing Tatum, undoubtedly the Gene Kelly of the modern era, dons a sailor costume and tap-dances on top of a bar. There's a lovely parallel there, considering that just last year he was grinding on a tool bench in Magic Mike XXL. It's a reminder that things have changed for Hollywood, but some will always stay the same. Audiences still go crazy for a man wearing eyeliner with tappy toes.
Any fan of Hollywood through any age will find some form of geeky glee in Hail, Caesar!, whether it be in George Clooney's painful Spartacus-inspired costuming or Scarlett Johansson's raspy, irritable take on a sickly sweet screen starlet. It's an assemblage of recognisable Hollywood archetypes, chewed up and spit out in a screwball genre of comedy seldom seen these days.

Revisiting the 1950s studio system also has me thinking: in 50 years from now, what films will Hollywood be making about the 2016 film industry? Will there be a dramatised version of #Oscarssowhite? A heart-wrenching biopic about Leonardo DiCaprio's journey to an Oscar, played by DiCaprio's computer-rendered image? And will that win an Oscar? If anything, Hail, Caesar! serves as a reminder that the future is always watching, and judging us. If anyone needs me, I'll be drafting up a script for my 2056 cyber-thriller about the Sony hacks.