Few classical recordings come with a language warning, but James Rhodes' Jimmy, a concert in Brighton's Old Market Theatre last December, has such a cautionary note on its sleeve. While Nigel Kennedy's cheeky stage banter survives only in the memories of concert-goers, Rhodes' chatter is only as far away as your CD player.
So, in among the obligatory expletives, you can shudder at Rachmaninov's music being extolled as faster and cheaper than Prozac and throw your eyes to the ceiling when Bach is described as shagging his way around the country like a Baroque Keith Richards.
Inevitably, all this somewhat taints the music that it introduces, which is mainly on the light side, designed for what the pianist describes as "classical first-timers".
Apart from a serviceable Waldstein Sonata, Rhodes comes up with some curiosities, including a terminally trivial Moszkowski Etude and a noisy gallop through Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King that, judging by audience reaction, is right on target.
Anna Vinnitskaya: Ravel (Naive)
Stars: 5/5
James Rhodes: Jimmy (Signum, both through Ode Records)
Stars: 3/5
Verdict: Piano music for aficionados and first-timers