Has anybody seen Manukau mayor and Supercity mayoral contender Len Brown this weekend? 
 
I am not sure he's around. I think he's at the  film festival,  in a film called The Concert, playing a Moscow conductor who resurrects an old  orchestra and heads to Paris masquerading
         as the Bolshoi. 
 
The  programme says the character, called Andrei, is played by a Russian  actor called Alexei Guskov, but I'm not too sure about that. If he  ain't the headslapping rapper from South Auckland he's a dead ringer for him and it's amazing what they can do with dubbing voices these  days.
 
The film, incidentally, is one of those pure festival pleasures - an  outrageously sentimental crowd-pleaser, littered with ludicrous  improbabilities all in the service of a happy ending (Damn! What a  giveaway). 
 
I don't care how good an orchestra was 30 years ago, they  don't get together and play the Tchaikovsky violin concerto without  any rehearsal as an ensemble, never mind with the soloist.
 
But who gives a damn: this is pure wish-fulfilment fantasy - like The  Full Monty with better music - and it's just the kind of thing to brighten up a bitter July weekend. 
 
What's more, the finale - which cleverly interweaves the dramatic story's climax with a  ravishing account of big slabs of the concerto - is a very clever piece of screen storytelling. It has a couple more screenings and I'm picking it won't be seen here again. Enjoy.