"I can do anything. Hard worker.
"Can't pass a drug test but under the table be good."
Maybe Bruce was a little too honest? Photo / FacebookBruce's honesty has won the hearts of locals on social media, with many praising the Westie for his openness.
"Honesty is a decent part of getting a job. Very employable," one person wrote.
Another joked, saying: "Honesty is something employers look for. And dodging the tax man an added bonus."
Others said "there's an honest Westie right there" and that Westies "work hard play hard".
It's not the first time Countdown's customer service cards have gone viral on social media.
In 2016, one father was looking to employ a bully to fight his own son.
The father said his boy has been a "right little s**t" and that while he can't hit his own son due to the anti-smacking bill, others can.
"$100 to anyone who will knock him out in front of everyone."
One father had enough of his child's nonsense. Photo / TavlovaIn the same year, one person was offering out All Black star Sonny Bill Williams' phone number in exchange for money.
Ladies, line up. Photo / Tavlova
Mario has taken his kart racing to the streets of New Zealand. Photo / Tavlova