Steven Joyce's mega merger to create the Ministry of Business, Innovation and Enterprise was an audacious - and successful - bid to put his hands on the levers controlling a vast bureaucracy. Now he is casting his eyes even further afield in his role as Science and Innovation Minister. Officials
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MP NO LOAFER
New Waimakariri MP Matt Doocey may not yet have made much of an impact on the national stage, but he proudly told MPs that in one area he's already number one. He won the Canterbury MP MasterChef Scone Bake-Off, judged by Jo Seagar. Doocey described his winning cheese, bacon and onion scone as a tribute to the agri-cultural sector. Pol-itical careers are built in small steps.

PLAYING SAFE
The annual report of the Abortion Supervisory Committee was tabled in Parliament this week and, as usual, will be quietly ignored by MPs because of the emotional debate the subject provokes. However it contains good news; despite some people raging about the youth of today, they appear to be more sensible than the youth of yesterday. The number of abortions has continued to decline, with a particularly dramatic drop among 15 to 19-year-olds.
PLUSH PARTY
Reclusive richlister Trevor Farmer had a significant birthday last weekend and a huge party was held in the Bay of Islands. "It was like a Vietnam assault landing," said one bystander in the area on a fishing trip, describing the helicopter activity as the rich and famous zoomed in from Auckland. Farmer, who evidently celebrated with a host of richlisters, has long had business links with fellow multi-millionaires Adrian Burr and Mark Wyborn.
NAMESAKES GETTING DUNNE
Twitter can be a useful way for people to express their views to those in the news, and those writing it. Unfortunately, when things get abusive, some people become innocent victims. Patrick Gower, a reporter for the Bloomberg news service in London, tends to get lots of hate messages whenever his namesake at TV3 stirs people up with one of his reports. Then there's Peter Dunne, an unfortunate film producer in rural Herefordshire, who gets lots of invective intended for the leader of the United Future party.

JUDGES RULE
The latest review of rules for media coverage of the courts is grinding along. Many judges seem to have a low opinion of journalists and their motives, the latest report noting: "there remains a tension between the goal of film in improving public understanding of the courts and objectively informing the public about court cases, and the commercially driven imperatives of the media."