Humour proved to be a "sure-fire" way to get people interested on a listing, Clark said, with a 1965 Triumph Spitfire listing choosing the tack.
A McLaren Senna was the most popular listing. Photo / File
The listing said it would never pass a warrant in its current state and it would be "really, really dangerous in a crash".
Clark advised hopeful car sellers to take note of the humour technique.
"It [the Triumph] was ready to be picked up from Uncle Maurice, who is a good talker, in Martinborough," Clark said.
"Once again, our members have proven humour is a sure-fire way to get some interest on a listing. So take note if you're looking to sell your vehicle this year."