"That guy, he asked too many questions," complains Azaria's character. Questions like where the money was invested, where the money was held, what kind of investments were being made. The preliminary questions anyone should ask as they start their "due diligence", whether they're investing $400m or just $400.
And just like that, Madoff has to give up on that investor ever putting money in. It doesn't take many probing questions from an investor before he and his underlings must move on and look for some other target.
Now I wish I could say that Ponzi schemes are an "only in America" phenomenon like the Madoff case. Although the numbers are far more modest, scarily similar things have happened here in New Zealand.
The country's biggest Ponzi scheme operator has been David Ross, who defrauded close to 700 investors. An estimated $115.5m was lost. Shane Scott deceived investors with a $5.4m scheme. Paul Hibbs' Ponzi was $17.5m.
The toll on individual investors and their lifestyles can be shattering, especially retirees with little opportunity to recover.
I also wish I could say that avoiding the fraudsters' nets will always be so simple – that asking just a few questions will keep our money safe. It often takes fraud investigators years to unravel where the money has wound up.
But asking challenging questions is a good place to start to protect ourselves. There's simply no point building up a lifetime of savings only to lose it when you need it most: the years after you ease up from paid work.
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