But even if mewling kittens don't immediately set my cute receptors quivering, one thing I cannot abide is any kind of cruelty to animals. Like most women, though, I have over the years slathered myself with products that have been dropped into rabbits' eyes and rubbed into rat's fur, and for that I feel heartily ashamed.
There's no real excuse for this any more. These days, a quick visit to peta.org is all that's required to check that a product range is "cruelty free" - that is, that no component of a cosmetic product has been tested on animals. It used to be that only products made by bona fide granola munchers made it anywhere near the list; these days, some of what I reckon to be the best, most efficacious brands are there.
But disturbingly, it seems some of the world's largest cosmetics companies have twigged to the fact that women like myself want to feel virtuous by buying so-called cruelty-free cosmetics - without being able to confirm that claim.
A class-action suit filed against Avon, Mary Kay and Estee Lauder in the US charges these companies with resuming animal testing in China after several decades without doing so.
The companies say they have no choice because extra testing on animals is required by the Chinese; critics say the companies should not have given in to China's demands.
I revisited my cosmetics case in the wake of the news and realised that a principled stand meant many of the brands I had chosen for their upstanding social qualities - MAC, Clinique and Bobbi Brown, for example - would have to go until such time as their owner, Estee Lauder, makes it back into Peta's good books.
Now I may not like them much, and pretty much all they do for me is send me to A&E, but I reckon that I'll try to do my part for animals by trying to keep my cosmetics case genuinely "cruelty free". It's the most effective thing a modern consumer can do. Not only that, but one small step by all of us cosmetics users could be one giant leap for animalkind.
* List of companies that do test on animals found here.
* List of companies that don't test on animals found here.
* Illustration by Anna Crichton: illustrator@annacrichton.com