He looks like a Minecraft character. The other three look fine.
"If your workmates aren't seeing the best version of you, it could be that you have 'bad net'," a voiceover says.
"Bad net" is a convenient catch-all that could cover not just old copper lines, but rival fixed-wireless technologies from Vodafone, Spark and 2degrees too.
The UFB might have just clocked the milestone of 1 million homes and businesses connected, but the mobile network players have now signed around 200,000 punters to "fixed-wireless" plans that can be used as a landline substitute, cutting Chorus out of the physical and financial loop.
Chorus says fibre will always be better, especially at peak times. The mobile players say fixed-wireless is already a good solution for many, and that it will get faster and more capable with 5G.
The "bad net" campaign was produced by Sweetshop for Saatchi & Saatchi NZ.
It launched on Sunday and will run across TV, online video, out-of-home, radio, digital and social.