Mercer, meanwhile, spent a couple of weeks longer shuffling the transfer paperwork in its back-office. While a letter confirmed Mercer had arranged the transfer within the legal deadline, the receiving provider had yet to register the funds in the new account by the time 35 days were up.
Chasing up the matter with the new KiwiSaver provider prompted this reply:
Dear ...
Thank you for your enquiry about your KiwiSaver account.
... it actually takes up to 35 Business days for the funds to be transferred from your previous KiwiSaver provider. I should imagine you will be able to see the funds in your KiwiSaver account in a week or so.
I do love the precision of that answer. But the administrator's imagination wasn't powerful enough to actually make the funds appear in the account even within the extended 35 'Business' day limit.
As at the time of writing, the account I have been informed remains a zero balance.
What have those funds been up to in the interim?
We'll give it another (Business) week or so before calling in the Serious Fraud Office.
In the meantime, please share your transfer stories below take as long as you like.