OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Turkey rump or Trump?Is this an open sandwich or Donald Trump playing golf?31 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Self-deprecating businessYou open a takeaway shop but you're also self-deprecating.30 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Richard Scarry's dark side"I never noticed how twisted these books were as a kid," says RespectMyAuthoriteh.29 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Makes one L of a difference"One of the oldest proofing errors in the book is rearing its head again."28 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Let's wear this"Labour slogan infiltrates Farmers girls' clothing," notes Susan.27 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: It's a Green Party in your pants"'It's a (Green) Party in your pants' sounds like a particularly virulent diarrhoea."24 Aug 05:30 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Mistaken identityA picture of our PM has been mistaken for a stock image.23 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Homicidal bath treatThe Chucky bath bomb is based on the demonic character in Child's Play horror film series.22 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: The Kelvin effect?Kelvin Davis in triplicate on the highway at Waipu.21 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Rocky Horror fans might like this"Perhaps some Rocky Horror fans might like to know that these are available in Hinuera. "20 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Binned hopesThe binned Green Party slogan has found another home.16 Aug 05:39 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Fetus Buzz"I had an ultrasound today," writes a pregnant reader. "We have nicknamed the fetus Buzz."15 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Race filter fails taste testFaceApp filters allowed users to transform into Caucasian, Asian, Indian or Black faces.14 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Message rings trueGot a Sideswipe? Send your pictures, links and anecdotes to Ana.13 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: The definition of ironyA fire protection company car parked with the front wheel on a fire hydrant cover.10 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Lights out but lampposts onPolice in the Netherlands arrested a man driving with two stolen lampposts on his car.09 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Wife's Freddy jumper'Nice jumper, Freddy,' I said to my wife. She won't wear it again now.08 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionSideswipe: August 8: Old craft beerGot a Sideswipe? Send your pictures, links and anecdotes to Ana.07 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Grim playgroundOn second thoughts, let's just go get an icecream.06 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: August 4: Getting all philosophicalGot a Sideswipe? Send your pictures, links and anecdotes to Ana.03 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: August 3: Welcome to somedayGot a Sideswipe? Send your pictures, links and anecdotes to Ana.02 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: British humour'He was very much loved by his family and friends and got the last laugh.'01 Aug 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: It's a wormRiley is either an expert level troll or a minimalist artist.31 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Yuppy puppies"I noticed this sign that would make my pig dog shudder," says Joe.30 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Avo-toast nothing newIt seems avo-toast was popular well before the Auckland housing bubble peak of 2016.27 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Unfortunate letter placementUnfortunate letter placement at the craft shop.25 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Post-workout parking"Must be too tired from exercising to walk and park properly," writes a reader.24 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Delivering pizza for KiwisDelivering what exactly? Pizza, says Nathaniel Watson.23 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: This must be loveGot a Sideswipe? Send your pictures, links and anecdotes to Ana.20 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: July 20: Not a parody"I was certain this UK magazine must be a parody, but it's not."19 Jul 05:00 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: A plate would doFish and chips served on a ferris wheel, instead of the traditional ceramic plate.18 Jul 07:08 PM
OpinionAna SamwaysSideswipe: Happy working dogsNothing so smile-worthy as happy working dogs.17 Jul 05:00 PM
