Of course it would feature screechy stage voices, young girls punching the air and gyrating in ridiculous pointy bustier and fishnet costumes.

Even something as mediocre as the most recent Hot Chip album would be interesting.

More rock and balladry from Aussie veterans.

From Naxos to Nixon, this music will cheer the soul.

Uneven, promising and long-overdue outing from the Violent Femmes frontman.

Keeping the Wu flag flying proudly.

The dogg lacks bite.