Summer is still months away but you can get ahead of the pack by investing in this season's swimwear trend - denim speedos.

US brand Shinesty are selling an array of blue jean-themed togs, and promises that their "jeado dong sarongs" will be "smooth on your gear."

For the man in your life who insists on wearing jeans to every occasion. Photo / Shinesty.
For the man in your life who insists on wearing jeans to every occasion. Photo / Shinesty.

"It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too," reads the product description.

"These should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results."

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Introducing the denim
Introducing the denim "dong sarong". Photo / Shinesty.

The fetching pieces are available in three distinct denim-themed hues: the classic Daytona Dong Sarong, the jet black Houston Hog Holster and the tastefully-dubbed Assid Washers.

Retailing at NZ$60, they stock sizes S through to XXL - though the staff have advised that they fit "tight".