Kevin Page
Columnist
Kevin Page is a teller of tall tales with a firm belief too much serious news gives you frown lines.
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Kevin Page: $185 ‘saved’ during personal time
OPINION: Occasionally, you need five minutes to yourself. 'Personal time'.
Kevin Page: It was just a simple job - collect a trailer and tow it
Opinion: 'My task was to deliver all their stuff to their new digs.'
Opinion: Never too late for Christmas ham
"I decided to make things a little easier ... and go without."
Kevin Page: Decluttering the house is music to my ears
OPINION: Don’t get me wrong. I’m as sentimental as the next bloke. Possibly more so.
Kevin Page: Not much more important than a great hairdo
OPINION: What's more important that the formation of a new government?
Kevin Page: Caravan purchase a weighty problem
Kevin Page makes no apologies for being the "gunner".
Kevin Page: Dancing on my own... or so I thought
OPINION: To say we both got a surprise is a bit of an understatement.
Kevin Page: I’m not the brightest dinner guest
Opinion: There was probably a simpler reason for things looking a lot darker to me.
Kevin Page: Being a model citizen comes with its drawbacks
Posing for a photographer causes issues for columnist Kevin Page.
Kevin Page: You've got to get up early to get one over your wife
Waiting for the ladies of the house to get ready leads to a zen moment for Kevin Page
Bunkers offer no shelter from the rain
Kevin Page finds a plan to escape the rain by playing golf has it's own pitfalls.
Opinion | Burning love - confessions of a husband with no sense of smell
OPINION: I have no sense of smell. In fact, I'm not sure if I've ever actually had one.
Kevin Page: Supermarkets a hotbed for silly stuff
Checkout operators - a beacon of calmness in a simmering sea of unease.
Kevin Page: No frills flight with unexpected baggage
Fitting in a trip to see Big Mama becomes a tight squeeze for Kevin Page.
Kids just don't party like they used to
And that little cherub just had to pash the brains out of some dodgy kid in the driveway.
Kevin Page: I'm really going to miss you, Sport
But I won't fall for 100 free spins at online casino, a windfall tax refund or 'Cindy'.