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Frank Greenall
Columnist
Whanganui

Frank Greenall is a Whanganui-based writer.

We are your advocate, Aotearoa. Uncovering stories that matter, asking hard-hitting questions of those in power, live-blogging sport events, monitoring the highs and lows of the NZX and providing Premium expert opinion and analysis. Bringing you distinctive, quality journalism and breaking news from across New Zealand and around the world. With specialists working together to create indepth reads, engaging video, and unmissable podcasts.

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Jacinda, you've got a nice smile, But for the next couple of years I don't want to see it.

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