I can openly and honestly admit to losing my temper on occasions and some of our farming practises were, with the wisdom of hindsight, perhaps somewhat barbaric.
The advent of mobile phones with sophisticated video cameras and social media means farming is potentially under constant surveillance. Non-compliant behaviour has to change.
Let me throw (no bad bobby calf handling pun intended) a radio example at you. In the sometimes male-dominated world of rural broadcasting in which I've worked over the years, it would be fair to say some of the language bandied about is not for the faint-hearted. Some of the best proponents of the profanity I know work in radio.
My point being, in 22 years of radio I've never once unwittingly sworn on air. It's a practised and ingrained behaviour that when the microphone's on, the swear words are off the agenda. So what's that got to do with farming I hear you ask?
It's a learned and entrenched behaviour and a survival mechanism. Just as I learned from a very early age not to kick a prime lamb up the backside when it refused to climb up the loading ramp, when my father delivered the same punishment to me!
I'm not for a moment suggesting farmers need the same treatment I got. But 1% of you do. So when it comes to Farmwatch, don't get angry, get even! Treat the microphone as live at all times and don't give them anything to hang you by.
It works. I swear by it.