"I've absolutely never stepped foot on a farm in my life, so that's where it starts and finishes."
When asked about the Lion's destructive prowess in the maul, Ryan comes up with the following one-liner.
"They've got more mauls than Westfield's haven't they, but we're going to be right on top of them ... she's going to be a hell of a battle."
Robertson confirms that this is actually his quip and that Ryan stole it from him, before getting into some serious footy chat (which starts around the 2:30 mark in the audio above).
Finally Robertson discusses his legendary breakdancing abilities that may or may not have been inspired by Vanilla Ice and hints that he might unleash some new moves if the Crusaders are victorious on Saturday.