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Terry Sarten
Columnist
Whanganui

The New Zealand Herald has more than 200 journalists across the country, bringing you the stories that matter on our website and app, in print and across our social media platforms.

We are your advocate, Aotearoa. Uncovering stories that matter, asking hard-hitting questions of those in power, live-blogging sport events, monitoring the highs and lows of the NZX and providing Premium expert opinion and analysis. Bringing you distinctive, quality journalism and breaking news from across New Zealand and around the world. With specialists working together to create indepth reads, engaging video, and unmissable podcasts.

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Tel’s Tales: The story of an alarm clock
Whanganui Chronicle

Tel’s Tales: The story of an alarm clock

16 May 04:00 PM
Tel’s Tales: Stay Awake to Wokeness
Whanganui Chronicle

Tel’s Tales: Stay Awake to Wokeness

09 May 04:00 PM

Terry Sarten says the twisted use word 'woke' pushes back on basic rights.

Terry Sarten discusses invisible friends
Opinion

Terry Sarten discusses invisible friends

30 Apr 07:00 PM

Terry Sarten discusses invisible friends and enemies.

Comment: Awa the driving force behind creativity
Whanganui Chronicle

Comment: Awa the driving force behind creativity

17 Apr 04:00 PM

What's Whanganui's secret ingredient?

Forget AI – let’s develop our own intelligence
Whanganui Chronicle

Forget AI – let’s develop our own intelligence

10 Apr 04:00 PM

Is AI as good as human intelligence?

Calculating the cost of doing nothing
Opinion

Calculating the cost of doing nothing

05 Apr 05:00 PM

What is the cost of not doing something, asks Terry Sarten.

Opinion: Terry Sarten writes song based on Cyclone Gabrielle
Opinion

Opinion: Terry Sarten writes song based on Cyclone Gabrielle

28 Mar 05:00 PM

Whanganui musician Terry Sarten has written a song based on the cyclone.

Doing nothing comes with a hefty price tag
Whanganui Chronicle

Doing nothing comes with a hefty price tag

13 Mar 03:00 PM

If doing is expensive, what's the price of not doing?

Terry Sarten investigates the meaning of co-governance
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten investigates the meaning of co-governance

20 Feb 03:00 PM

Terry Sarten looks at the semantics of co-governance

What's happening in the corporate off-world?
Whanganui Chronicle

What's happening in the corporate off-world?

13 Feb 03:00 PM

Tel's Tales: Corporate cuts in the celestial realm.

Terry Sarten: How to be a bigot in 12 easy steps
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: How to be a bigot in 12 easy steps

30 Jan 03:00 PM

A satirical take on bigotry.

Terry Sarten: Politics without ruthless combat
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Politics without ruthless combat

23 Jan 03:00 PM

We need to move beyond stereotypes, writes Terry Sarten.

Is the land’s quiet beauty not enough?
Whanganui Chronicle

Is the land’s quiet beauty not enough?

16 Jan 03:00 PM

Terry Sarten looks at what makes our tourism tick

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Alas ye Trumplet - we know him well
Whanganui Chronicle

Alas ye Trumplet - we know him well

17 Apr 05:00 PM

Terry Sarten ponders the world we're in through the eyes of Shakespeare.

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Terry Sarten - I Spy with My Little Eye
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten - I Spy with My Little Eye

10 Apr 05:00 PM

It is said that a crisis brings out the best and worst in people.

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Terry Sarten: Covid 19 coronavirus - Stay home in your bubble
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Covid 19 coronavirus - Stay home in your bubble

03 Apr 04:00 PM

This is the moment when finding the mute button can bring redemption.

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Terry Sarten: Going to stay home
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Going to stay home

27 Mar 04:00 PM

If aliens arrived from space today, they would discover that the world was closed.

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Terry Sarten: Bonfire on safety regulations; common sense or populist politicking?
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Bonfire on safety regulations; common sense or populist politicking?

13 Mar 04:00 PM

Terry Sarten: Burning a pile of health and safety regulations will not make us safer.

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Terry Sarten: Coronavirus, a fortunate distraction for politicians
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Coronavirus, a fortunate distraction for politicians

06 Mar 04:00 PM

This world-wide health crisis will test the quality of leadership everywhere.

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How to be a bigot in 12 easy steps
Whanganui Chronicle

How to be a bigot in 12 easy steps

21 Feb 04:00 PM

Talking trash about people is contagious.

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Terry Sarten: Would you pass the citizenship test?
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Would you pass the citizenship test?

07 Feb 04:00 PM

How would you answer the questions posed here?

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An open and shut musical case
Whanganui Chronicle

An open and shut musical case

31 Jan 04:00 PM

Need to escape the country? Smuggle yourself out in a double bass case. One guy tried it.

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Terry Sarten: The grey area of morals
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The grey area of morals

24 Jan 04:00 PM

Most of us rage against multinational corporations avoiding taxes.

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Wellness merchandise just got really weird
Whanganui Chronicle

Wellness merchandise just got really weird

17 Jan 04:00 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow has been selling a candle that she says smells like her vagina.

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Artificial Intelligence - saviour or destroyer of life as we know it?
Whanganui Chronicle

Artificial Intelligence - saviour or destroyer of life as we know it?

10 Jan 04:00 PM

AI is either being talked up as a saviour or destroyer of work, life and the universe.

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What happens when political leaders ignore science
Whanganui Chronicle

What happens when political leaders ignore science

03 Jan 04:00 PM

A PM thinks he knows better than scientists who have studied environment changes for years

Best of 2019: Terry Sarten: Trump to be impeached and other bold predictions for 2019
Whanganui Chronicle

Best of 2019: Terry Sarten: Trump to be impeached and other bold predictions for 2019

30 Dec 11:30 PM

What will go up, down, sideways or be gone for good in 2019?

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2020 the age of rage
Whanganui Chronicle

2020 the age of rage

27 Dec 04:00 PM

2020 is going to be the Age of Rage as people lose patience predicts Terry Sarten.

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Terry Sarten: Race is on to find the perfect Xmas gift
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Race is on to find the perfect Xmas gift

20 Dec 04:00 PM

2020 is almost here and disappointingly flying cars are still not a thing.

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Everyone has opinions, but how many are based on facts?
Opinion

Everyone has opinions, but how many are based on facts?

13 Dec 04:00 PM

Opinionator Terry Sarten is working overtime...

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Terry Sarten: Clap. Clap. Applause
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Clap. Clap. Applause

06 Dec 04:00 PM

We have some great hometown musicians and attract amazing performers to our venues.

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Terry Sarten: Taking a step from cynicism to optimism
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Taking a step from cynicism to optimism

29 Nov 04:00 PM

There was a very real danger that my cynicism might morph into sarcasm.

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Terry Sarten: Words against violence
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Words against violence

22 Nov 04:00 PM

"It is in the interest of men and boys to challenge violence in all its forms."

Terry Sarten: Education is the Key to the Future
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Education is the Key to the Future

15 Nov 04:00 PM

The weeks of holidays lay like sunny stepping stones towards the horizon.

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OK, Boomer - try these generation labels on for size
Whanganui Chronicle

OK, Boomer - try these generation labels on for size

08 Nov 04:02 PM

Comment: Why talking 'bout my generation, and yours, and theirs, is cause for alarm.

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National immunisation policy takes populist path
Whanganui Chronicle

National immunisation policy takes populist path

01 Nov 04:00 PM

Simon Bridges' proposal on immunisation doesn't include wealthy, new age parents.

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Terry Sarten: The Kids are Alright
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The Kids are Alright

25 Oct 04:00 PM

"If they can learn to drive at 16 years, they should be able to vote."

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Terry Sarten: Sauce for the goose not always sauce for the gander
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Sauce for the goose not always sauce for the gander

14 Oct 01:01 AM

Boris Johnson gets away with so much while brazenly blaming others for his own failures.

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Should we separate the work from its creator?
Whanganui Chronicle

Should we separate the work from its creator?

27 Sep 05:00 PM

Terry Sarten contemplates whether we should separate brilliant work from its bad creator.

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Terry Sarten: Do re me fa ... workshop for local songwriters
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Do re me fa ... workshop for local songwriters

13 Sep 05:00 PM

Here's a chance for local songwriters to sharpen their skills in a songwriting workshop.

Terry Sarten: There's a fraction too much fiction
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: There's a fraction too much fiction

06 Sep 05:00 PM

The collision of Harry Potter and religious zeal sparks this week's Terry Sarten column.

Will Britain be the new Hong Kong
Whanganui Chronicle

Will Britain be the new Hong Kong

30 Aug 05:00 PM

Brits could adopt some of the tactics used by Hong Kong's people's movement.

Terry Sarten: A climate change cruise
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: A climate change cruise

23 Aug 05:00 PM

Terry Sarten offers a cruise for climate change sceptics

Terry Sarten: Word of the week is   sapiosexual
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Word of the week is sapiosexual

16 Aug 05:00 PM

This week's word is sapiosexual

Terry Sarten: Musos need performance enhancing performances
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Musos need performance enhancing performances

02 Aug 05:00 PM

Are punters getting a good deal when musicians perform drunk or stoned, asks Terry Sarten.

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Terry Sarten: Please sign here before reading
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Please sign here before reading

26 Jul 05:00 PM

Comment: Those wanting Trumpist or Boris-ness blathering will need to look elsewhere.

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Meet a SNAGO - a sensitive new age gun owner
Whanganui Chronicle

Meet a SNAGO - a sensitive new age gun owner

19 Jul 05:00 PM

COMMENT: Real men need guns like these to prevent them feeling inadequate.

Terry Sarten: The Little Country that Could and Should
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The Little Country that Could and Should

12 Jul 05:00 PM

It should be easy to protect children in a small country where everyone knows one another.

Terry Sarten: Checking the power play list
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Checking the power play list

14 Jun 05:00 PM

Competition for the No 10 Downing St address is all on

Can you feel the love tonight? Terry Sarten's lyrical musings on music lyrics
Whanganui Chronicle

Can you feel the love tonight? Terry Sarten's lyrical musings on music lyrics

07 Jun 05:00 PM

"It's been a hard day's night but you can't always get what you want," muses Terry Sarten.

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Terry Sarten: Why vote for the cruel?
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Why vote for the cruel?

24 May 05:00 PM

A wrap of world politics with Terry Sarten

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Terry Sarten: Born under a bad sign
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Born under a bad sign

17 May 05:00 PM

Dawning of the age ...? An Austrian company selects its staff based on their star sign.

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Terry Sarten: Foxes in the chicken coop
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Foxes in the chicken coop

10 May 05:00 PM

Proposed change to the laws around cannabis should be meaningful

Is the End of Life Choice Bill just palliative legislation?
Whanganui Chronicle

Is the End of Life Choice Bill just palliative legislation?

03 May 05:00 PM

Palliative - "relieving the pain without dealing with the cause of the condition"

Terry Sarten: Whining wealthy win again
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Whining wealthy win again

26 Apr 05:00 PM

Opportunity lost – inequity wins again.

Terry Sarten: Everything is black, white and orange
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Everything is black, white and orange

19 Apr 05:00 PM

The orange people are a widely misunderstood group who pale by comparison with others.

Nobody needs a car  faster than 130km/h
Whanganui Chronicle

Nobody needs a car faster than 130km/h

12 Apr 05:00 PM

Statistically, one of the most dangerous things you can do in NZ is to drive

Terry Sarten:British parliament muddles its way through the Brexit debacle
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten:British parliament muddles its way through the Brexit debacle

05 Apr 04:00 PM

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Terry Sarten: Interior Therapist and the Insurance Casino
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Interior Therapist and the Insurance Casino

29 Mar 04:00 PM

Reluctance to insure properties in Wellington is all about gambling, writes Terry Sarten.

Terry Sarten: Words can be wise and words can be weapons
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Words can be wise and words can be weapons

22 Mar 04:00 PM

COMMENT: Take a daily dose of kindness and caring, writes Terry Sarten.

Terry Sarten: Musicians La Femme
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Musicians La Femme

08 Mar 04:00 PM

Terry Sarten

Good conspiracies are everywhere
Whanganui Chronicle

Good conspiracies are everywhere

01 Mar 10:20 PM

Good conspiracies are everywhere

Terry Sarten: The Challenge – Whanganui Violence Free Zone
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The Challenge – Whanganui Violence Free Zone

22 Feb 04:00 PM

Terry Sarten puts his case for Whanganui to lead the charge against violence.

Terry Sarten: Online trolling, a game of trivial pursuits
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Online trolling, a game of trivial pursuits

15 Feb 04:00 PM

Everyone has a right to express their views

Terry Sarten's State of the Nation speech
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten's State of the Nation speech

09 Feb 05:00 AM

The current state of the union requires us to be united in finding solutions

Terry Sarten: British tourists behaving badly
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: British tourists behaving badly

01 Feb 11:00 PM

Terry Sarten: Is there such a thing as an incomplete rascal?

Terry Sarten: Start decluttering by ignoring all things you're told you should be doing
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Start decluttering by ignoring all things you're told you should be doing

27 Jan 01:00 AM

There is far too much talk about clutter, and it is time to declutter your thoughts.

Terry Sarten: Red, red tape ... tying Britain up in knots
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Red, red tape ... tying Britain up in knots

18 Jan 10:00 PM

The whole Brexit debacle contains a number of interwoven factors.

Don't lose your direction in life, find and follow your moral compass
Whanganui Chronicle

Don't lose your direction in life, find and follow your moral compass

13 Jan 11:30 PM

Don't lose your moral compass, writes Terry Sarten.

Who's been naughty and who's been nice? How does Santa know?
Whanganui Chronicle

Who's been naughty and who's been nice? How does Santa know?

31 Dec 02:00 AM

Christmas has passed and, once again, a major question remains unanswered ...

Terry Sarten: Home for Christmas in 1944
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Home for Christmas in 1944

21 Dec 10:00 PM

From a second-hand book found in a shop in Bulls ...

Terry Sarten: Brits bewildered by Brexit
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Brits bewildered by Brexit

15 Dec 10:00 PM

Brits seem to be bewildered by Brexit. Leave or Remain, have a second referendum?

Terry Sarten: Get really tetchy with Curmudgeon 101
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Get really tetchy with Curmudgeon 101

07 Dec 07:00 PM

Terry Sarten and focusing on bloody-minded sheer grumpiness

Terry Sarten: Fake it till you make it
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Fake it till you make it

24 Nov 05:09 PM

Terry Sarten on hype and hyperbole

Terry Sarten: The Laws of social dynamics
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The Laws of social dynamics

10 Nov 02:00 AM

Dancing, alcohol and the Laws of Social Dynamics

Terry Sarten: Dangerous and delusional myths laid bare in land of the long white lie
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Dangerous and delusional myths laid bare in land of the long white lie

03 Nov 11:00 PM

New Zealand has spent a lot of time immersed in myths of our own making.

Terry Sarten: The Secret Diary of a Secret Diarist
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: The Secret Diary of a Secret Diarist

28 Oct 03:00 AM

Terry takes on the Secret Diary of the Secret Diary of Steve Braunias

Terry Sarten: 'I've got the power'
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: 'I've got the power'

20 Oct 05:00 PM

"What kind of power would sir be looking for?"

Terry Sarten: We're jammin' -- 24 hours of art set to go off
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: We're jammin' -- 24 hours of art set to go off

12 Oct 09:00 PM

A lot can happen in a 24-Hour Art Jam

Terry Sarten: Diversity a core value - except for NZ First
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Diversity a core value - except for NZ First

06 Oct 02:00 AM

With the values they propose, it is unlikely NZ First MPs would be let in the country

Terry Sarten: Business confidence down? It's crocodile tears and cries of martyrdom
Whanganui Chronicle

Terry Sarten: Business confidence down? It's crocodile tears and cries of martyrdom

29 Sep 03:00 AM

Ordinary punters pay their inflated corporate salaries every time we buy a piece of cheese

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