Mr P recalls Mrs P telling him, quite forcefully, not to eat in front of the computer...

Supermarket's bowl promotion a safer choice over the one for those knives.

Painting the house - choose a colour, buy the paint. How hard can it be?

To be there 'in sickness and in health". Kevin Page steps up to honour the contract.

The bird's going off in the bag trying to escape, George is pawing at it trying to get in.

She was supposed to be at the beach, not buying "bloody socks", writes Kevin Page.

We have already had the best Christmas present we could ask for.

As she finished and put the flannel down a puzzled look came over her...

A wedding anniversary brings out the best in Kevin Page, or so he thought...

Kevin Page undermines his own excess shoes dig at Mrs P.

Mistakenly throwing the car keys in to a wheelie bin lands Kevin Page in a spot of bother.

An entire morning had been wasted before the insurance claim could properly be made.

Mum's 80th birthday celebrations were anything but embarrassing, writes Kevin Page.

No keys mean no car to get food, a lost wallet is an extension of that frustration.

Standing in the trolley, arms spread wide like that scene from the Titanic, she let rip...