Kevin Page is a teller of tall tales with a firm belief too much serious news gives you frown lines.
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Kevin Page: No fear of cancel culture when it comes to banking
All I wanted to do was cancel an overdraft.
Kevin Page: Feeling pumped after my counselling stint at the servo
Kevin Page takes on an interesting new role while hanging out at a service station
Comment: Close and costly encounters of the bird kind
The good news is that the pukeko is still laughing
Comment: A joint venture that started with a cheeseburger
An octogenarian, a cheeseburger and some "waccy baccy" in this hilarious Kevin Page tale
Kevin Page: On a day that started with such sadness, laughter really did prove to be the best medicine
In such cases I turn to she who always makes me feel better: Mrs P.
Kevin Page: I bought a chainsaw but now I've got another problem
'I was a super confident king of the forest.'
Kevin Page: Simple walk gives me a rush of blood to the head
Eventually I got the whole, sorry caravan back to the car.
Kevin Page: So far not so good with the New Year's resolutions
Not even two weeks into 2022 and Kevin Page has had enough of his New Year resolutions.
Kevin Page: Concreting project throws up a few 'mistakes'
Kevin Page and his helpers opt to suck it up - but things don't go as planned.
Comment: Turning on the telly won't leave your troubles behind
The whole thing left me very confused
Comment: 'Evil scammers' gave the old ticker a workout
Our first thought was evil scammers had somehow hacked into her account
Kevin Page: Why we're looking at lifestyle property
Comment: Kevin Page has yet another plan.
Kevin Page: Feeding Poppy was more challenging than expected
I made a mental note to remember it for Grandad's speech at her 21st birthday party.
Kevin Page: Goose on the loose stymies exercise plan
Kevin Page's jog on a wetland track turned into a terrifying encounter with a big bird.
Kevin Page: The unlikely culprit behind broken sprinkler
'Naturally, an investigation was required'
Kevin Page: Chilly mornings and the tea cosy - a wee trim to make it fit
It turns out the "hat" is quite warm. Instantly toasty, in fact.
Prepping for pregnancy scan - what to do with the gel?
Royally chuffed is Kevin Page, to be his daughter's pregnancy scan support person.
Would you trust your partner to choose your fastfood fillings?
Subway offers sun dried tomatoes which I hate. Does Mrs P know that?