OPINION: The two parties were an interesting study in what's the done thing these days.

Mrs P likes to chase me with her cold hands late at night.

Kevin Page has a dilemma when the rain buckets down.

A rainstorm and a car chase kept us from restocking our groceries.

OPINION: I scared off a car thief while standing on crutches in my new undies.

Kevin Page shares some tall tales ahead of his hip replacement surgery.

My achievements this week have been, well, basically nil.

Despite losing a leg, George remained a brave and loving companion.

Thankfully the young lady did not part from the bike and do herself an injury.

Mrs P left her wallet in a posh department store, losing all her cards.

Kevin Page is gobsmacked by one item on his wife's list.

OPINION: Mrs P announced she was leaving, infatuated with Brad down the road.

A $7 pie stirred a three-day battle of wills for Kevin Page.

OPINION: There are nice folk and then there are these people.

OPINION: Despite setbacks, Mrs P refuses to buy a new copy, sticking to her principles.

No 1 Daughter could become DIY Dame.

Comment: Kevin Page's New Year bargains come to grief.

Kevin Page reflects on a wild ride of a year.

OPINION: The fear of fans selling out spurred Kevin and Mrs P on.

Kevin Page's dog walk runs into a foul issue.

Thankfully, Mrs P is an expert – all women are, apparently – and we manage.

A face-off with an aggressive tailgater, diffusing the situation before it escalates.

OPINION: I've never found it so difficult to part with my money.

OPINION: Kevin Page is in pursuit of avocados for his beloved.

OPINION: Thankfully the kids were very excited to see all the snacks.

COMMENT: Kevin Page encounters some unpleasant work stories.

OPINION: I heard him say 'It’s for the old guy out the front'.

OPINION: 'I don't know about you but I'm not a big beach person.'

OPINION: Car cricket is a good way to pass the time.

OPINION: Kevin Page has a muddy adventure.

OPINION: Kevin Page has been fiddling with his car's engine.

OPINION: Occasionally, you need five minutes to yourself. 'Personal time'.

Opinion: What were Dolly Parton and Batman doing at the pub?

OPINION: 'There was an almighty, thunderous roar.'

OPINION: I suddenly had to go out of town.

OPINION: Kevin Page's shopping trip hits a snag.

OPINION: Kevin Page's day involved a lot of calories.

Opinion: Kevin Page on his deteriorating eyesight

Comment: Kevin Page has one final job to do before tenants move into the house.

OPINION: Sometimes boyish good looks and natural charm are not enough.

Opinion: 'My task was to deliver all their stuff to their new digs.'

OPINION: The fun began when he was trying to get some baked beans on to his plate.

OPINION: An unexpected 'surprise' turns into an exciting opportunity.

Opinion: It was actually kind of funny now that I think about it.

Kevin had planned for a sleep-in but progress got in the way.

OPINION: One man had never been to an auction. He got paler as the event went on.

OPINION: The first trial of the new caravan does not run smoothly.

OPINION: Going into battle armed with a wooden bowl may be one for the history books.

The Pages have a wedding to celebrate - and a stag do to fear.

However, the man turned his nose up at tri-pillow as he didn't know how to work it.

Recently a long-time mate passed away.

The Pages have been helping out with a garage sale.

So now here I am tapping away with one hand to bring you a giggle over your cornflakes.

OPINION: Common decency and politeness were very much in short supply that day.

Mrs P had to bid farewell to her trusty little runabout of many years.

Imagine Kevin Page's surprise when he pulls in next to his friend’s car.

The joy associated with a Sunday-morning game of football in the park is right up there.

Kevin Page has a thorny issue as he considers a surprise for his wife.

It turns out the drink wasn't what I thought it was.

OPINION: Trouble is afoot in the Page household.

OPINION: I do find some comfort in believing there is something “up there” when we die.

"I decided to make things a little easier ... and go without."

OPINION: I absolutely despise gardening. Particularly pulling out weeds.

I’m jolted into sharp focus by the blast of a car horn.

Kevin Page finds the road to wedded bliss is paved with challenges.

By the time I got home and had carted all the groceries inside I’d had enough.

I kid you not, my foot looked like something from Outer Space.

OPINION: I recall my dad telling me to be the bigger person.

Motivation has stayed in the back of the closet lately.

OPINION: Kevin Page encounters some goings-on at the petrol pump.

I bit my lip to stop it quivering and took my four-legged mate to the vet.

OPINION: I thanked him for doing the right thing and not just driving off.

Kevin Page has been causing chaos in the supermarket.

Any 'big' birthday you are required by law to get away from it all and go on holiday.

I was busy trying to figure out where any would-be burglar would try to make his escape.

Kevin Page dishes up his latest domestic disaster.