Failed burglar's antics amuse thousands online

By Peter de Graaf -

The antics of a hapless Kaitaia burglar are entertaining thousands of people thanks to CCTV and the internet.

A video posted to YouTube on Wednesday shows an attempted burglary the previous night at Laurenson Technology, a computer sales and service shop on Kaitaia's Commerce St.

The video, dubbed Kaitaia Criminals, is set to the theme tune of The Benny Hill Show - a slapstick TV series popular in the 1980s.

The footage starts just after 9pm on July 2 with a barefoot man in boardshorts and a red jacket walking down Commerce St. He stops clutching his head just long enough to take a look in the window of Laurenson Technology, then returns a moment later with a water mains cover.

He appears to have second thoughts and scurries away before returning, minus the cover, for another peek and runs off again. When he returns for a better look he has attempted to disguise himself with the red jacket over his head.

The next time he returns, for a third and fourth look through the window, he is wearing a different jacket. Moments later he comes charging back, his mind apparently made up, but scuttles away when spooked by a passing car.

He returns for the last time hunched over and with a dark jacket pulled over his head. It takes two bashes with the mains cover and one with his arm to break the window.

However, the shop's alarm appears to take him by surprise and he scurries off into the night.

Unfortunately for the would-be burglar, he was recognised by a Far North police officer and can look forward to a visit from the long arm of the law.

Laurenson Technology owner Scott Laurenson said once he had replaced the broken door pane with a metal sheet he asked staff member Amorangi Mathews to go through the CCTV footage. "He said, 'Holy heck, you have to see this guy'. It's really funny how he tries to cover up at the end."

Mr Mathews added the captions and the soundtrack, while former employee Dave Murray uploaded the video to YouTube. The clear footage, not to mention the fact the hapless burglar returned five times, would make identification easy.

Mr Laurenson said he hoped publicity would deter future burglars. While the damage in this case was relatively minor, every broken window was a cost he said he could do without.

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