Northern Advocate
  • Northern Advocate home
  • Latest news
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Sport
  • Property
  • Video
  • Death notices
  • Classifieds

Subscriptions

  • Herald Premium
  • Viva Premium
  • The Listener
  • BusinessDesk

Sections

  • Latest news
  • On The Up
  • Business
  • Opinion
  • Lifestyle
  • Rural
    • All Rural
    • Dairy farming
    • Sheep & beef farming
    • Horticulture
    • Animal health
    • Rural business
    • Rural life
    • Rural technology
  • Sport
  • Property
    • All Property
    • Residential property listings

Locations

  • Far North
  • Kaitaia
  • Kaikohe
  • Bay of Islands
  • Whangārei
  • Kaipara
  • Mangawhai
  • Dargaville

Media

  • Video
  • Photo galleries
  • Today's Paper - E-Editions
  • Photo sales
  • Classifieds

Weather

  • Kaitaia
  • Whangārei
  • Dargaville

NZME Network

  • Advertise with NZME
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • BusinessDesk
  • Newstalk ZB
  • Sunlive
  • ZM
  • The Hits
  • Coast
  • Radio Hauraki
  • The Alternative Commentary Collective
  • Gold
  • Flava
  • iHeart Radio
  • Hokonui
  • Radio Wanaka
  • iHeartCountry New Zealand
  • Restaurant Hub
  • NZME Events

SubscribeSign In
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.
Home / Northern Advocate

Joe Bennett: Table for birds passes the time

Joe Bennett
By Joe Bennett
Northern Advocate columnist·Northern Advocate·
21 Jul, 2019 12:00 AM4 mins to read

Subscribe to listen

Access to Herald Premium articles require a Premium subscription. Subscribe now to listen.
Already a subscriber?  Sign in here

Listening to articles is free for open-access content—explore other articles or learn more about text-to-speech.
‌
Save

    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

But there's one starling I've never scared off, never waved a hand at. It turned up a fortnight ago, coming to the empty table in the afternoon, catching my eye by being on its own... Photo / File

But there's one starling I've never scared off, never waved a hand at. It turned up a fortnight ago, coming to the empty table in the afternoon, catching my eye by being on its own... Photo / File

I built a table for the birds. So I should have put it where the birds would want it, which is some way from my house. But I didn't. I put it where I wanted it which was on the balcony just outside my kitchen window.

In other words it wasn't a gift but a bribe. I wanted the birds to come close enough for me to enjoy them. (Oddly the enjoyment isn't reciprocal. When they catch a glimpse of me on the other side of the glass they take off in terror.)

I stock the table with bread, fruit, stale biscuits, seeds and a swinging net of fat from the supermarket. These attract five species: a lone male blackbird, a few greenfinches, more than a few house sparrows, and limitless numbers of starlings and wax-eyes. None of those species evolved here but they're all good to watch.

The blackbird makes brief timid visits, darting in to seize a morsel, its little heart beating like a watch. The sparrows are more at ease. They have lived so long in cities that they fear us less. Their staple food is bread. Ours too.

The greenfinches with their squat strong beaks and their lilting flight and yellow-edged wings, come for the seeds. But they will sometimes cling to the ball of fat where they have to compete with the swarming wax-eyes.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Wax-eyes blew over from Australia in the 19th century and thrived. When I put food out they are always first to find it, but they spend more time fighting than feeding. They puff themselves up and shiver their wings and threaten each other with tiny beaks agape. One bird can have five fights in 10 seconds, each an instantly forgotten flutter of beak and claw and wing.

When I put food out the wax-eyes are always first to find it, but they spend more time fighting than feeding. Photo / Getty Images
When I put food out the wax-eyes are always first to find it, but they spend more time fighting than feeding. Photo / Getty Images

A friend came to take photographs, his camera weighing more than perhaps 200 wax-eyes. The photos, taken from a range of less than 2m, show every detail, from the fuse wire claws to the needle beak, from the white eye-ring to the layers of belly feather. But his best photos were of the starlings.

"An underrated bird, the starling," he said, "for lustre."

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Starlings are gangsters in sequins. They're more easily scared than the tiny wax-eyes but once they dare to land on the bird table they over-run it, strutting, stabbing, besieging the fat ball, scattering the bread, wasteful, violent and somehow predatory.

It's wrong to play favourites. No bird's more deserving than another. But the starlings seem like bullies so often I scare them off to give the other birds a chance. I wave a hand and they scatter in shimmering panic.

Discover more

Blood quiche brings out the bigots, and the fans

29 Jun 02:00 AM

Opinion: Who's ready to stand up for democracy?

06 Jul 02:00 AM
New Zealand

Comment: Dog ownership pleasure and privilege

13 Jul 05:00 AM

Putting words on paper mug's game - or is it?

28 Jul 02:00 AM

But there's one starling I've never scared off, never waved a hand at. It turned up a fortnight ago, coming to the empty table in the middle of the afternoon, catching my eye by being on its own, by not taking fright and by looking somehow asymmetrical.

It took a while to realise it was standing on one leg. The other was folded up into the belly. That leg would drop down occasionally but it was useless, the claw clenched and folded. Also the bird's left wing didn't quite fold properly. Perhaps a cat had almost got it.

The table was bare. The starling stood alone. I opened the ranch slider and instead of taking off the bird just hopped along the rail a few metres, then turned to watch me.

I crumbled a slice of bread and withdrew again. The bird barely hesitated, hopping straight back to the table to feed. I watched it through the glass. It paid me no mind.

It was a minute or so before other starlings found the bread. The damaged one deferred to them immediately, more afraid of its kin than of me, taking off clumsily and flying just about to a nearby tree. I've seen pigeons mob an injured pigeon and peck it to death. Perhaps starlings do the same.

The following afternoon and several after that the starling came back. Each time it just stood on the empty table and waited and each time I put out bread for it and it fed fast until the other birds came. But I haven't seen it now for perhaps five days. I imagine it's dead.

Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Birds still flock to the table, all of them beautiful and apparently flawless. But the only one I could ever identify, and the only one I gave a name to, was the crippled one, the one on its own.

Save

    Share this article

    Reminder, this is a Premium article and requires a subscription to read.

Latest from Northern Advocate

Northern Advocate

Speeding driver led police on high-risk pursuit, caused crash then drove off

19 Jun 08:00 AM
Northern Advocate

Our top Premium stories this year: Special offer for Herald, Viva, Listener

19 Jun 01:59 AM
Northern Advocate

'Sobering' downturn: Bay of Islands cruise bookings nearly halve

19 Jun 12:16 AM

Jono and Ben brew up a tea-fuelled adventure in Sri Lanka

sponsored
Advertisement
Advertise with NZME.

Latest from Northern Advocate

Speeding driver led police on high-risk pursuit, caused crash then drove off

Speeding driver led police on high-risk pursuit, caused crash then drove off

19 Jun 08:00 AM

Two weeks earlier Lovepreet Gill had been recorded driving at 140km/h in an 80km/h zone.

Our top Premium stories this year: Special offer for Herald, Viva, Listener

Our top Premium stories this year: Special offer for Herald, Viva, Listener

19 Jun 01:59 AM
'Sobering' downturn: Bay of Islands cruise bookings nearly halve

'Sobering' downturn: Bay of Islands cruise bookings nearly halve

19 Jun 12:16 AM
Environment Court approves 115-lot rural subdivision near Kerikeri

Environment Court approves 115-lot rural subdivision near Kerikeri

18 Jun 05:00 PM
Help for those helping hardest-hit
sponsored

Help for those helping hardest-hit

NZ Herald
  • About NZ Herald
  • Meet the journalists
  • Newsletters
  • Classifieds
  • Help & support
  • Contact us
  • House rules
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms of use
  • Competition terms & conditions
  • Our use of AI
Subscriber Services
  • The Northern Advocate e-edition
  • Manage your print subscription
  • Manage your digital subscription
  • Subscribe to Herald Premium
  • Subscribe to the Northern Advocate
  • Gift a subscription
  • Subscriber FAQs
  • Subscription terms & conditions
  • Promotions and subscriber benefits
NZME Network
  • The Northern Advocate
  • The New Zealand Herald
  • The Northland Age
  • Waikato Herald
  • Bay of Plenty Times
  • Rotorua Daily Post
  • Hawke's Bay Today
  • Whanganui Chronicle
  • Viva
  • NZ Listener
  • Newstalk ZB
  • BusinessDesk
  • OneRoof
  • Driven Car Guide
  • iHeart Radio
  • Restaurant Hub
NZME
  • About NZME
  • NZME careers
  • Advertise with NZME
  • Digital self-service advertising
  • Book your classified ad
  • Photo sales
  • © Copyright 2025 NZME Publishing Limited
TOP