The underbellies have obviously forgotten they're underbellies. They've crawled out and made the bourgeoisie blush. What's materialised is a rather uncomfortable proximity to Art Deco decadence.
If I can pun it, council's indelicate handling of its downtrodden beggars belief.
Mayor Bill Dalton added: "Rest assured that the whole of NCC takes this extremely seriously; the last thing we want are beggars and drug addicts on our streets."
Where would you like them, Mr Dalton? The invited inference from council's rhetoric to date is that the issue became one only when the paupers entered the CBD.
While the mayor's comments about agency shortcomings are valid, I'll continue to give loose change to beggars because frankly I fear a world where we means test them first.
Here's to more heart - and less sanitation.