Tatooine is, you will surely agree, a pretty stupid name for a planet, but there are so many Star Wars fans that some unfortunate world is bound to end up being called exactly that. Let's just hope that its inhabitants, if there are any, never find out. On the whole,
It doesn't take a bright spark to come up with a good name
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Starting in December, these clubs and organisations can propose names for the planets and their host stars (only one planet per group), and in March the general public can rank the proposals in an online vote. They're expecting more than a million votes.
The winning names will be announced at the IAU General Assembly in Honolulu a year from now - and Tatooine will certainly be one of the winners, provided that George Lucas gives his permission (there might be a copyright issue). But Vulcan will not be one of the names (sorry, Trekkies) because he was a Roman god, and names of religious figures aren't allowed.
The IAU's naming rules are the most interesting part.
Names may not be longer than 16 characters, they should be only one word, and they must be pronounceable in some known language though not necessarily yours. They shouldn't be rude, they must not be of a commercial nature, and the names of pets are not acceptable.
Most importantly, they cannot be the names of living individuals, nor the names of individuals, places or events principally known for political, military or religious activities. Which would have caused a lot of problems if the rule had already been in force during the last big round of naming places.
Imagine that the IAU's rule had been in force in the 16th, 17th and 18th centuries, when European sailors and settlers were sprinkling names on all the "new lands" in the Americas and Australasia. No New England, no Melbourne, and certainly no El Salvador. No Sao Paulo, no Los Angeles, and no Sydney.
The southernmost Australians dealt with the problem in 1856 by changing their island's name from Van Diemen's Land (he was a former governor of the Dutch East Indies) to Tasmania, after the explorer Abel Tasman. But New Zealand would not pass muster on the word count, and New South Wales is simply ridiculous.
Waterloo in Canada will have to go, as will Washington (both the city and the state) in the United States, and they'll have to do something about Bolivia too. But the biggest problem will be what to do about the Americas: two entire continents called after an individual who was still alive when they were named.
Amerigo Vespucci, originally from Florence, moved to Spain in 1492 and subsequently became involved in organising various voyages of exploration to the "New World" for the kings of both Spain and Portugal.
In 1507 he was credited by the German geographer Martin Waldseemuller with discovering that these lands were not part of Asia, as Columbus had believed, but a huge separate land-mass between Europe and Asia.
On his world map of that same year, therefore, Waldseemuller named that land-mass "America", after the Latin version (Americus) of Vespucci's first name. But Amerigo Vespucci was still alive - he didn't die until 1512.
Gwynne Dyer is an independent journalist on world affairs.