There is some high level support for Mr Goldsmith to win his seat. It comes in the unlikely form of his Labour rival Michael Wood.
Oh great, now Labour's playing games.
Mr Wood is urging voters to "end the Act party rort in Epsom" - ie vote for the National candidate.
Meanwhile, I think we know what we can expect in United Future leader Peter Dunne's Ohariu electorate.
But elsewhere, will National make way for the Conservative Party to win a seat and enter Parliament below the party vote threshhold? Reports say the Prime Minister, John Key, has hinted at it.
Of course that plan would depend on the existence of an (admittedly National-leaning) electorate that would choose Conservative leader Colin Craig to be their MP.
In each of these electorates will be a political hopeful who will take one for the team.
But these stand-aside MPs aren't the real victims here. That title goes to constituents whose votes are toyed with for the sake of political party manoeuvrings, whose electorate MPs' most important roles involve propping up a major party, not supporting constituents' causes.
Combine these shenanigans with the Internet-Mana combo, and it's looking to be a very interesting election.