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Sideswipe: Something for the weekend

Ana Samways
By Ana Samways
Sideswipe - ana.samways@nzherald.co.nz·Herald online·
19 Jan, 2012 10:28 PM2 mins to read

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It's a hard road finding the perfect New Zealand themed T-shirt. Photo / Supplied
It's a hard road finding the perfect New Zealand themed T-shirt. Photo / Supplied

It's a hard road finding the perfect New Zealand themed T-shirt. Photo / Supplied

Ana Samways
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It's a hard road finding the perfect New Zealand themed T-shirt...Check out the Hunter Brothers cool kiwi designs.

Banning stuff: In New Zealand officials want to ban smoking in public (not cigarettes, but the smoking of them) but in Washington DC there's an even more idiotic anti-cheese campaign, sponsored by a group of vegans doctors.

Video: See why landings at Wellington Airport should be sold to tourists as extreme sports.

The internet hates cowardice: "Get back on board, for ----'s sake." The now infamous word barked to the Captain of the Costa Concordia by a coast guard official has gone viral and been made into a T-shirt. Read more here.

Web: Fiverr.com is a site where people share things they'll do for $5. Mostly it's drawings or voiceovers or wacky personalised messages, but seller Cathy is onto a winning idea with this
"I'll be your girlfriend on Facebook for 10 days. I'm Cathy, a 23 year old student and I live in New York City. There's a second option by the way: If you want a few messages (3 max.) on your profile to make someone jealous that's also possible, just send me the message(s) and the Facebook-link! byebye!x "

Music: Adele's Rolling in the Deep has been covered thousands of times on YouTube and World Covers have picked seventy of those performances and cut together into one song.

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Holy Merkin! First there was Vajazzling (affixing sparkly rhinestone and other bling to your pubic area) and now the latest trend in female nether-region adornment is real fox fur (and feathers). Read all about it here.

Gender: Why it's Better to be a Man. And Why it's Better to be a Woman.

Cute: Nine-year-old Julie really didn't want her hair cut, so on the day of the planned trim, she left this note for her folks...

Video: A dad introduces his 13-year-old daughter to the music delivery system know as a record. Her reaction is priceless.

Video: Every presentation you have ever attended...

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