Blimey, when does a grandma get to rest easy these days? Wasn't grandmotherhood supposed to be about supping G&Ts under the hair dryer reading the latest celeb goss?
There has to be good news, right? Here it's that we've signed up to the Kigali Amendment.
Montreal was tasked with getting rid of ozone-destroying CFCs, and Kigali has the job of getting rid of their replacement, climate-destroying HFCs. Under Kigali we have until 2037 to phase down HFCs by more than 80 per cent. The UN reckons this could avert 0.5C of global warming.
But my friend the fridgey (refrigeration engineer) said that in contrast to Europe, there's no effing sign of any serious phasing down of HFCs in clean green Aotearoa. He reckons 2037 is too far off.
With the arrival of Covid-19 the climate crisis has taken a back seat, but it hasn't gone away.
Since world governments pledged $10-20 trillion on economic recovery from the coronavirus pandemic, Christiana Figueres, head of the UN team at the 2015 Paris Agreement, changed her mind about us having the next decade to secure an emissions free economy. No, she said, we only have the next three to 18 months to put in place the changes needed to meet the Paris targets. "We are at an irreversible T junction," she said on RNZ. If we try to return to the old normal we can kiss goodbye to staying below 1.5 to 2C of global warming.
My fridgey friend is ready with tools and expertise to safely deal with HFCs and replace them ASAP. It's the essential post Covid shovel-ready project that no one's talking about.
My granddaughter will turn 20 in 2037. The decisions our government makes in the next few months will determine what kind of a world she will inherit. HFCs had better be long gone.
• Rosemary Penwarden grew up on a small farm in Brunswick, just north of Whanganui. She now lives on 4.5ha near Dunedin.