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Laughs with Random Maori Fullas

Rotorua Daily Post
13 Mar, 2011 05:00 PM2 mins to read

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RANDOM MAORI FULLAS: When I pour my cereal in the mornings I swear I can hear the dish moaning and complaining!! I think I have irritable bowl syndrome!!!
RANDOM MAORI FULLAS: Today while I was cleaning up ... heaps of books, CDs and DVDs fell on me ...
but I've no one to blame but my shelf!!
RANDOM MAORI FULLAS: Hi Randoms ... this RMFess came up to me today and said she recognised me from a vegetarian club ... whateva!! ... I don't think I've ever met herbivore!!!
Their fans
Ronnie Moore: ... "Sooo ... just been thinking how to make money in this resession sooo Im going around the house and renaming things so they all start with an "i" before Apple does it ... such as iToaster, iToilet, and iWife. hehehe what else random's ... ooooh iRandom."

Francie Smith:
"Lil Hori was excited as ... he had just played his first game of softball ... and rushed in to tell Marlz ... "So how did u do my boy?" she asked ... "You'll never guess what?" he yelled, excitedly, "but I was responsible 4 the winning run!!"... "Really?", said Marlz, proudly, "how'd u do that son?"... "Well," he replied, "I dropped the ball!!"

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