And if the specimen's a pest magnet, then the 100-odd that line residential Kennedy Rd should also be axed.
What was playing out ostensibly was the most expensive rat purge in Napier's history.
To boot, as a visiting colleague reminded me this week, the palm-amenity is part of Napier's southern-California Art Deco schtick.
While the link between palm and local provenance may be a little tenuous, it's a ruse that pays a healthy dividend for Napier. Felling too many of the iconic fronds could imperil this.
Taradale Primary principal Marty Hantz said the main concern was the blind spots created by the trees which posed a safety risk for children crossing the road.
Hard to argue with that. Safety will always trump sentimentalism - which means the right move isn't always the popular one.
But I'm glad residents threw their toys. The day Kiwis stop protesting chainsaws ripping through healthy, mature trees, will be a sad one.