Best-dressed dish: Anything from Ten Twenty Four. Plates served with unparalleled flourish. Often I have no idea what I'm eating. I suspect it's the garnish. Novelty dining at its best.
Best producer: Hohepa's cheesery. Craft fromage courtesy of the most homely herd of short horns you've ever seen. Grab a ball of their mozarella and grill some on toast with sliced cherry tomatoes and basil.
Best all rounder: Milk & Honey. The complete package. Sharp product and sharper service in a sunny seaside amenity. Hard to beat.
Most indulgent: Mister D's doughnuts. The hypodermic needle to inject them with custard or chocolate adds an illicit element to an already sinful treat.
Best pizza: Pipi. Spartan yet moorish with a stellar base - the likes of which I can't replicate at home.
Best sausage: I'm partial to Hastings New World's boerewors. While it's also a contender for ugliest sausage in town it more than compensates with a muscular spice and texture. Grill it fast and serve atop a chunky kumara mash.
Best vibe: Paper Mulberry Cafe. Happy, folksy and wholesome. Like walking into Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's kitchen.
Here's hoping our visitors will have the good fortune to grace these fine places during summer.