Waderless, our feet turned purple in five minutes but mercifully later went numb.
After three days fishing the high tides with portable lift nets, we scooped enough for two king-size fritters.
But net gain isn't a gauge of success in this game. The joy of the practice is something to behold.
It's the most genteel form of fishing. No rancid bait required, no grisly burley. And from a culinary perspective, there's no filleting or cleaning this catch.
Chef Al Brown wrote that the pastime was one of "smoke and mirrors". So true. These are arcane fish.
Not only are they migratory, tidal and diadromous (have both a sea and freshwater life phase), they're also somewhat ethereal. If they escape the net, the moon later influences their breeding behaviour. To boot, they're part of a wider family of freshwater galaxids - so called because of their skin pattern, reminiscent of a galaxy of stars. Just when I think my awe of these five mystic species will preclude my appetite for them, I conjure up said chef serving them atop asparagus with a beurre blanc sauce. Here's to the season and our most celestial delicacy.