Martin and Sarah, The Hits announcers on the breakfast show, 89.5 FM, Napier.
Martin and Sarah, The Hits announcers on the breakfast show, 89.5 FM, Napier.
If you're not blessed to have children play a prominent role in your life, then you may be fooled into thinking they're angelic little creatures who have only nice things to say and are full of respect for those that love and care for them.
Not so.
Once you scratchbeneath the surface you'll find they are in fact full of cutting remarks and just waiting for the perfect opportunity to unleash these gems on their parents.
Poor Martin turned 41 last week and bought himself what he considered to be a hip new shirt. Unfortunately he was informed by his 11-year-old daughter that it was, in fact, "grandaddy" and could he please replace it with something slightly cooler?
Not to be deterred, Martin proudly wore his rainbow-coloured shirt into work where Sarah promptly took a picture and displayed it on Facebook for all the world to see and comment on - and boy, did they comment. (You can check out the offending shirt for yourself on our Facebook page The Hits Hawke's Bay.)
Paulette remarked "Poor Sarah, having to look at that shirt all morning!"
There were even a couple of comments calling for Sarah to take Martin clothes shopping. Ha! We had a good laugh over that one.
The only thing less fashionable than Martin's shirt is Sarah - and Sarah's not in a position to laugh too hard.
Whilst exiting a supermarket carpark last week, there was a small episode between Sarah's car and a large pole.
After checking the car wasn't too badly damaged, Sarah was driving out of the carpark when her 9-year-old stepson asked if the crash gave her a fright.
After Sarah admitted that it did, she asked the 9-year-old if he, too, got a fright. To which he replied "No, I was expecting it. You're a cr** driver."
As Sarah couldn't tell which of the many scratches on the side of the car were the result of the pole incident, she has to agree that he may have a point.
