Mr Bigglesworth is digging the garden, Rosie is sunbathing and Max wants to go for a run along the beach.
They look like your average Facebook status but there is one big difference.
Mr Bigglesworth, Rosie and Max all have four legs and fur. So they aren't typing those updates themselves.
Facebook pages for animals are proving increasingly popular and Tauranga animal lovers are obviously keen to give their pets a voice - even if it is only what they assume their pets are thinking.
The likes of Dogbook and Catbook are branches of the popular Facebook site and allow pet owners to share tips, their favourite parks, post photos and videos and status updates for their pets.
Ohauiti's Deb Bodger has Dogbook pages for each of her four dogs - Bonnie the chihuahua and labradors Benji, Emma, and Charlie.
The owner of pet-minding business Pet Partners says while it all sounds a bit "mad" it is just a bit of fun.
"I am absolutely a dog lover and we don't have children. They are our babies. We're just passionate about our dogs," she said.
"It's an extension of the enjoyment and fun dogs bring to your life. It's fun."
Mrs Bodger said she liked to put a "humorous" spin on her four dogs' Dogbook pages.
Bonnie's page says her hobbies are "keeping the labs in check, looking utterly gorgeous, nose licking, lap snoozing and cuddling".
One of Bonnie's "friends" is a chocolate labrador called Coco Chanel who lives in America. Another friend closer to home is Fletcher the German shepherd from Otumoetai.
Mrs Bodger, who signed up to Dogbook less than a year ago, said the Facebook application epitomised a change in the way pets were viewed.
"There was a time a dog stayed outside. Then, the dog came into the lounge. Now they often sleep on the bed. They really are part of the family now and a bigger part of life than they've ever been."
Tauranga's Mike Callender has had his labrador Esta on Dogbook for 2 years "for the fun of it".
Otumoetai's Jodie Thorne joked her beloved dog Fletcher - who sports six photos on her site - was the "cool dude of the family and the social queen of the family". "She deserves to have a Dogbook page," she said.
Davey Van Gooswilligen, who works at Animates on Cameron Rd, said his tabby cat Ruby, 6, regularly appeared on his own personal Facebook page.
"I'll update my status, then update hers. It's kind of expected to a degree. People do follow it."
Mr Van Gooswilligen said he hadn't heard of Dogbook and Catbook until the Bay of Plenty Times brought them to his attention.
He suspected many other Bay pet lovers didn't know about them either.
Now that he knew, he planned to sign up Ruby and create her a profile.
"Definitely. Then maybe I can get my Facebook back," he said.
ON THE NET
Go to www.facebook.com and then search either Dogbook, Catbook, Birdbook, Fishbook, Horsebook, Ferretbook or Rodentbook.
Forget Facebook how about Dogbook
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