COMMENT: As a sensitive new age gun owner (SNAGO) I would like to clarify the nature of the relationship I have with my weapon of choice. We are friends, my semi-automatic and me.

When I hold it in my arms, I can feel its big magazine, the latent power of its rapid-fire mechanism, its cool matt black finish, its dangerously sexy shape, its ability to fire lots of bullets. Oops. Sorry - got a bit excited there and now I've drooled on the telescopic sights.

Anyway, now the police want me to hand it in because they are no longer

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