But what emerges is that it's illegal to claim you forget accepting cheques at Kim Dotcom's palace, amid huge statues of fighting men, and bevies of lounging beauties.
Seriously, this is the stuff of comedy.
Banks seems to prefer animals to people, and I'd often agree. He's been no fan of gay rights, which takes his thinking back to the mid-50s, but he's not alone there, either. That stern character, ex-Pope Benedict, is a cat lover who, it emerges, used to live with four of them. He, too, held out on gay rights, so there's a lofty comparison, a connection that isn't flattering to either of them in the light of current events.
If the Banks affair didn't impress me much, I'm horrified at what has unfolded in Country Galway, Ireland, a country where the Catholic Church has long held women in a tight fist.
When 796 bodies of babies and young children were discovered in Tuam, thrown into a disused sewage tank, responsibility immediately pointed to the nuns of the Bon Secour order, who ran a state-funded home for single mothers and babies from 1925-61.
It was their job to look after them, though conditions were harsh, and the mothers had to earn their keep on the understanding that work would atone for their "sin".
The death rate for mothers and babies in such homes was four to five times that of the general population. As far back as 1944 a report on the Tuam home noted children who were pot-bellied and emaciated, mentally unwell mothers, and appalling overcrowding.
Nothing was done, which implicates the Irish Government as well.
We have yet to uncover the stories of homes for unmarried mothers in this country, but they won't have been pleasant places here, either, such was the repression women lived under when having an illegitimate baby was a big deal, and sex outside marriage turned women into sluts. There was no censure for the men involved. Women and children have always paid, and the Catholic Church, while judging the morality of people's actions, was no more enlightened than anyone else.
Now Tuam's local priest says we shouldn't judge past events by the standards of today.
So it was somehow okay to throw dead babies and children into a disused sewage tank and drop the lid? Somewhere in his world, maybe, but never in mine.