It wouldn't just be the population of the Third World who would be happy to have a home there - after the sights I'd seen and some of the beds I'd reluctantly found myself sleeping in over the past few weeks, even I would be proud to call a stretch of Auckland airport guttering home, if only for a while.
While I had thought I'd bring home with me a bit of a tan and a few wooden bangles, I hadn't banked on having excess baggage in the way of a new and sad understanding of the difference rendered by the accident of birth.
And it wasn't just evident on the streets. Even the people here and the way they operated seemed lacking in a way in which I'd never before been able to see.
Checking in for my domestic flight I found an automated system stripped of any personal service, bar a disinterested Air New Zealand baggage assistant who watched while I struggled to put my suitcase on to the conveyor belt with - I kid you not - her hands in her pockets.
At an airport cafe where I paid an Indian Prince's ransom for a coffee and a squashed panini (which wasn't even the one I'd ordered), I had to stand at the counter while it was prepared because the staff getting paid a fortune by Indian standards wouldn't have a bar of bringing the food to my table.
The gutters are filthy in India, and on the outside the people often are too, but they are illuminated from within by a cheerful bonhomie, a willingness to help (albeit motivated by the hope of a small tip) and an inbuilt work ethic born from knowing that without it you wouldn't survive.
Nothing on this earth would ever make me wish to be born in the gutter of India instead of the privileged and spotlessly clean one in New Zealand, but I couldn't help but observe that poverty and a Darwinian fight for survival has at least bred a population there that will work hard and fight for a fleeting glimpse of the stars instead of idly gazing at them day after day with little intention of ever reaching out to grab one.