And if you're driving a loo-less van with one of those clue-less slogans on them, you will feel even less love from Northlanders. Does the loo-prejudice suggest we only want a certain quality of tourist?
I hope not because the volume of tourists increases each year, and there are probably more loo-less camper vans on the road than ablution blocks on wheels.
Comically, the new bylaw also renders sleeping in your car overnight illegal.
Here's hoping that at some point a drunk driver doesn't offer up the excuse that, rather than sleep off the booze, they drove for fear a bylaw police officer would tap on the window and move them on.
It's a technicality which also makes bylaw crims of homeless families sleeping in a vehicle in public. Yes, this is a bylaw which is in danger of never being enforced.
There is a positive flow-on, the Hundertwasser toilets in Kawakawa are going to become a "must visit" for more than artistic pleasure.
Along with legislating tourists, I am sure we will continue to educate tourists about our region's delights.
We want all tourists to spend their dollars in Northland, not just those who spend a penny in their vehicles.