I still have nightmares from my parents making me do the same thing. I think that's where my fear of clowns stems from.
Although I've never trusted any guy who uses lipstick to give himself a broader grin. Just look at any Batman comic like the Joker - enough said about that.
Now before you start calling me the Christmas Grinch, I'm all for the idea of keeping the wonder of the festive season alive and have often helped my kids prepare Santa a snack on Christmas Eve, just to keep his energy levels up during his busy night of dropping gifts to all the good boys and girls around the world.
I would often say to the kids, it would be good to leave him a beverage of the brown liquid kind.
However, they weren't too keen on the idea of the jolly old fellow drinking and driving on such an important night.
Fair enough, now that's a good message we all should remember at this time of year - don't drink and drive.
It's not now long until Christmas, enjoy the festive season.
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